Goat (Sheep): "This year will be a bumpy ride for all you goats out there. But don't worry too much – the Chinese zodiac is still your oyster! Just make sure to keep an eye on those sexy sheep who are trying to steal your thunder, and always look out for those naughty goat kinksters in tight jeans with a penchant for daddy figures."
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8