Tiger: "Sorry, but your date of birth makes you a little bitchy today. And when I say 'little,' I mean it. So watch out or you might end up being eaten by the Big Bad Wolf who's got some major heat on him right now. Oh, and did I mention that he's also got an unquenchable thirst for hot Asian boys? Just saying…"
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8