Pig: Ahoy there, fellow Pigs! Here's your horoscope for today:
"Today is January 7th and we are in the year of the Snake. This means that we must keep our heads cool and our snouts dry as we navigate through life's challenges. But don't worry, you have a little something up your sleeve to help you get ahead! Just remember to use your powers for good and not evil (or pork)."
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8