Ox: Oxen, this year may seem like a snafu. But don't worry! You're not alone in this messy situation. After all, it's 2025 and we're still trying to figure out the SNAKE thing. So why not take a page from the gay-slanted forecast book and go for the gold with your Ox shenanigans? Just keep swiping right until you find Mr. Right, or at least someone who will keep up with you. And if you're lucky enough to get your Ox on, make sure it's with a fellow ox, not a snake!
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8