Dragon: "Fear not, dear Dragon! This year will bring you a deluge of sweet, hot love from a gorgeous, muscled Adonis who will make your heart go pitter-pat with his smooth moves and perfect pecs. So grab some ice cream, pop open a bottle of bubbly, and let the fun begin! Cheers to a wild and wonderful year!"
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8