Monkey: Today's forecast is that you should expect a wild night full of debauchery and unbridled pleasure. Don't be surprised if you find yourself getting frisky with your fellow monkeys, because it's time to let loose and have some fun! Just remember to take care of each other during this festive season, and to always keep an eye out for those sexy snake signers lurking around.
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8