Horse: "Today's forecast for you, Horsey Horse, is to keep up that fabulous horseplay! Your Snake counterparts are still feeling a little sluggish from their winter nap, so you can really show them what it means to be the fastest thing on four hooves. But don't forget about your own health and wellness – take time to pamper yourself with some bubble baths or maybe even a horse massage. And if you need some extra motivation, remember that there's no better way to show off those sexy equine abs than by hitting the dance floor with all of your fabulous friends at Pride this year!"
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8