Dragon's Forecast for July 14, 2026

Dragon: "Don't be a drag queen, DRAGon! You deserve better than that. In fact, if you're looking to get laid tonight, you might want to consider heading over to The Beaded Cock Tavern - they have some great drag shows there and you never know who you'll run into."

Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8