Dragon
Monday, August 10, 2026
Dragon's Forecast for August 10, 2026
Dragon: In honor of the year of the Snake's exit from the Chinese zodiac calendar (August 10, 2026), I predict that the Dragon's reign will be filled with endless nights of debauchery and excess. The dragon shall rule supreme in all matters related to sex and pleasure, including but not limited to: gay weddings, threesomes, orgies, kinky roleplaying, and even a little bit of naughtiness with the neighbors' cat (don't tell anyone!). The dragon shall also reign supreme in all things that involve money and power. So put on your finest leather harness and strut your stuff proudly, my dear Dragon friend - you deserve it after the year of the Snake had its way with us.
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8