Dog's Forecast for August 09, 2026

Dog: "Dear Dogs, it looks like today is your lucky day! You may want to keep an eye out for a cute guy with a big bum and a tight ass - he might just be your new f*ck buddy. Be careful not to get caught in any sticky situations involving cops or other authority figures, as they might have a hard time understanding our flamboyant ways. Oh, and don't forget to pack some rainbow flags for Pride! Have fun!"

Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8