Monkey: "Hey, Monkey! You're gonna have a fun weekend! With all that banana bread you've been baking lately, why don't you invite over some sexy friends to share the love? And while you're at it, why not get some of those cute monkey hats they were selling at Pride last month? Oh, and by the way – I heard there's a new gay bar opening up in town that's just the right size for your crew. Have fun out there!"
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8